Club zero Adam Cattell was left feeling deflated after getting a dart lodged in his sizeable buttocks on sunday afternoon. The horrific sight of Noughtman's bottom was caught by club paparrazi Kris Grimwood, who luckily had a wide-screen camera on hand to fit Cattell's enormous gluteal bulk into the picture.
Those with a strong enough stomach to look at the sickening photograph with more than a fleeting glance will notice that Cattell was wearing a red ladies thong at the time, and on 'probing' could offer no explanation for his choice of undergarments other than "Why Not?"
The eagle-eyed among you will also note the dart buried deep in the folds of fat on Sprite's right-buttock. Onslow invited club galactico Tony Horan to throw a dart at his backside "for a laugh." Horan took a 30-yard run up, and after dropping the dart on the first two attempts eventually managed to launch the missile with every ounce of his considerable strength to lodge the projectile firmly in Z-man's colossal gluteus maximus. To add insult to injury the wounded glutton had to hold his position for a further two minutes whilst the arrow was dislodged and whilst other revellers and passing tourists stopped to take photographs of the bizarre spectacle.
After losing several pints of blood from the wound Noughtman had to endure an afternoon full of jokes about him liking pricks in his bottom and suffer genuine empathy from friends expressing surprise that he has not flown around the room in a random pattern whilst making a 'raspberry' noise similar to a rapidly-deflating balloon at the moment of impact..
28 Oct 2006 - Redback Social
