"I'm most terribly sorry for repeatedly stamping on your testes in such an aggressive and enthusiastic manner. I really don't know what came over me."
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Despite his tough-guy image, Ian was destroyed in an arm-wrestling contest with Tony Horan. Tony graciously gave Ian a re-match after his incessant whinging, and pulversised him again, before letting Ian win a left-handed arm-wrestle to avoid getting beaten up.
