Pulchritudinous prop forward with five games under his belt over the past seven seasons. Somewhat lacking in stamina, experience and ball skills
Likes:
Eating dead animals - McDonalds burgers especially
Dislikes:
Not eating, vegetarians
Likely To Say:
"Sorry ladies, but I'm taken"
Unlikely To Say:
"I like showering with men"
Drinking Rating:
Other Information:
Joe was part of the Club Colts XV in the 1990s, and is the marginally less mobile brother of Nick Dennis. Joe believes he is hung like a rogue elephant, and once threw up in his school shoe following a SNOBs end of season dinner.
