Gentlemen’s evening at Ickenham CC, 19:00-00:00. The evening will feature the usual variety of "hilarious comedy, sensual stripteases and personal lap dancing." Tickets will be sold for a meagre £20, available from Adam Cattell (piercedheiny@hotmail.com). Tickets will also be available on the door but due to the limitation of numbers for the event, tickets will be sold on a first-come, first-served basis. Members are therefore encouraged to book their tickets with Adam in advance.

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The club’s annual black-tie dinner, Ladies' Night will be held at 19:30 at Uxbridge Golf Course. Tickets for the event will be £40, with discounted rates available for students and unemployed. Dress code is lounge suits for gentlemen and cocktail dress/evening gown for ladies. The evening will feature a 3-course meal, late license bar and disco. Girlfriends, wives, mistresses etc. are very welcome but not obligatory - partners are encouraged however, since the purpose of the night is to say thanks to all the ladies for putting up with rugby throughout the season.

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The day will begin at 12:00 in the clubhouse with a complimentary wine and buffet lunch. The club are trying to get as many old players and associates back to the club as possible. Guests will then be invited to support the 1st XV home fixture against the President’s invitational select, and will then return to the clubhouse for a presentation awards ceremony before drinking long into the night! Can all ex-players and associates please make every effort to spread word of this events to any old members they are still in contact with to ensure a great turnout at this event.

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The annual St Patrick’s Day celebration at the club, starting at 19:00. This will coincide with the annual GuinnessFest – where all members are invited to participate in a competition to see who can drink the most Guinness. Results will be updated on the ‘drinking rating’ section of the website Player Profiles.

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Closing Vice-President’s day of the season. The day will begin at 12:00 in the clubhouse with a complimentary wine and buffet lunch. The club are trying to get as many old players and associates back to the club as possible. Guests will then be invited to support the 1st XV home league fixtures, and will then return to the clubhouse for a presentation awards ceremony before drinking long into the night! Can all ex-players and associates please make every effort to spread word of this events to any old members they are still in contact with to ensure a great turnout at this event.

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The club will be touring to Amsterdam from Friday 24th April 2009 to Sunday 26th April 2009. The total cost of the tour will be £175 (inclusive of transfers, accommodation and tour insurance). Tour deposits of £60 are due ASAP. Please contact Stuart Evans on pcstuey@hotmail.com for more information and to arrange your payment.

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